Master:Batao "I Lov U" Ka Aavishkar Kis Desh Me Hua? Pappu: Chaina Men! Master: Vo Kaise? Pappu: Ismen Sare Chaine Gun Hai! N Koi Garanti Aur N Koi Varanti Chale To Chand Tak N Chale To Shaam Tak!
Pappu Ne Ladki Se Kaha "Main Aapse Dosti Karna Chahta Hu"! Ladki: Meri Sagai Ho Chuki Hai! Pappu: To Bahan Bankar Apni Kisi Aur Saheli Se Setting Kara Do!
Ek Chor Chori Karke Santa Ke Ghar Se Ja Raha Tha Ki Pappu Ki Aak Khul Gai! Pappu: Mera Skool Ka Bag Bhi Le Ja Sale Varna Shor Macha Dunga!
Medical Student Pappu Ne Apni Classmate Ko Khun Se Khat Likha Aur Bola "Is Khat Ka Jawab Jarur Dena!" Clasmete Ne Jawab Diya "Tumhara Bladgrup Be Positive Hai"!
Pappu: Papa Aaj Mujhe Ek Ladke Ne Mara! Santa: Kya Tum Use Pahchan Sakte Ho? Pappu: Han Papa Main Uska Dant Sath Laya Hun!